What a trip

What can i say? seeing that I look like kampung girl, its a definite shit that you can tell that I hail from a small rural village called Teluk Intan. Ok, not that precise I guess, you see, Teluk Intan isn't that freakin' small as to what people usually think. I mean, yea, so what if people never hear of this place? But that doesn't make it a village either, hmmmm...how do I put it? (Ethel huffs and puffs, struggling to think of a way to convince this shitty whole world bout T.I)

waahahahahaah...ok, get this straight, Teluk Intan is more of a town rather than a village, people there are much more civilized that you think.


*We drive more than we cycle or walk,
we use acs instead of just fans,
we have fast food chains instead of just nasi lemak,
we surf the net instead of playing congkak,
most of us live in brick houses instead of on trees,
and most importantly,
we go to the loos when we have the urge to blablabla(you know what i mean) instead of digging holes then burying our crap with soil*....ROFL


Oh man, I'm sooo good in convincing people, whats more to say when it comes to think that one very fine day, Teluk Intan will become one of world's leading industrial site.....hahahahahhaa...ok, time to shut up...and blog something else